After I got home from graduation, I found a check in my mailbox for $2760. The payer overpaid by about $2500, and I was supposed to Western Union the latter sum to Malaysia. For research purposes (I am writing a story about fraud, as you’ll notice), I engaged a couple of these asshat scammers. Just a reminder to look out for this stuff.

Speaking of fraud, get a load of this guy:


 St. Michael Jesus Archangel

He lived in my hometown, but he was put away for swinging that sword at someone. If you take away the sword, he looks like a really nice guy.